Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
