I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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