I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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