shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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