Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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