There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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