Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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