I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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