Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize