The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
All the doctor said was why
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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