she was so not down for the gang bang
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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