hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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