rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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