I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
