Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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