you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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