bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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