Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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