yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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