also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
