everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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