You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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