: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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