he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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