Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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