Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think I have vodka in my lungs
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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