no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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