But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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