how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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