what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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