Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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