NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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