I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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