would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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