Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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