on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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