So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Farmville is her only friend.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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