And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
