He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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