David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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