There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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