Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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