She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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