one might say we're banned from that church
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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