But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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