Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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