Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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