Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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