as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
