from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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