Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
are you so shy because you have an std?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
sex in a hospital.. check
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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