Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Randomize
