Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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